The Silent Treatment (A Tit for a Tat.)

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence(and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."

He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

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* [Read: the Logic of: Good and Bad.]

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Surgeon Vs Mechanic (Quality does Count)

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Benz, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doctor, can I ask you a question?"

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doctor, look at this engine. I also can open it up,take valves out, fix them, put in new parts and when I finish, this will work just like a new one. So how come I get a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
" Try doing it while it's running! "

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*[Please Read: Amazing Constructive Vibrations.]

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God's doing a lot better job lately (Innocence)

Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?"

"Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.

A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me, too?"

"Yes, He did," the older man answered.

For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up.

"You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lot better job lately."

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*Please listen to me. *The Silent Treatment! *Surgeon Vs Mechanic. *God's doing a lot better job lately.