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Laughter is the best Medicine. Jokes help in converting bitterness, anger and hatred into happiness, brotherhood with compassion and forgiveness. Humorous jokes help in giving a better dimensions to tricky confusing issues. They help in relieving the negative pressure thus giving a new dimension and hope. They help in conveying the complex messages with a smile. "WE" has More Power than "I". Please leave a comment if you encounter any problems or have any suggestions.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Please listen to me (Perceive the truth)

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

The man began, "Officer, I can explain."

"No explanation needed!" snapped the Officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in the jail until the chief gets back."

The man tried again. "But Officer, please wait, I have to tell you something. Please listen to me."

"Just keep quiet! You broke the law, it’s an offense. Why only tell how? I cannot let you go. You're going to jail and I'm not interested in what you have to say!" the Officer barked.

A few hours later in the jail, the Officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

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